Deaths of the greedy are an inspiration.

A personal art project. A celebration of Capitalism. A humble nod toward our masters, that their profit pursuits are in the best interests of advancing all humanity.

A very crude, hurried sketch of a guillotine and raised fists.

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A watercolor of a bathroom vanity with a blue/white marble counter and fancy wooden cabinet. I struggled with both of those surfaces in this watercolor.
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Custodial Staffs' HR Complaint and a Bathroom Vanity Picture

How much remorse would you have for the person who came up with adding commercials for paying streaming subscribers if they were found drowned in a toilet? Also, I didn't want to draw or paint a toilet, so I found, what looked like, a nice vanity to paint. I learned again that color is difficult.

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Two versions of a modified "The Graduate" movie poster with Dustin Hoffman replaced by a room with a dead, slumped body.
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Escort Leaves Dead Body, Feels Bad for the Cleaning Staff

Ever wonder if an escort snaps and kills their client because of their dumb requests? Yeah, me neither. This isn't about that. It's about how I struggle to draw from a concept that isn't clear in my head.

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A couple of small concept sketches about how to capture the demise of a wealthy space tourist on his way back to Earth.
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Private Jet a Dream to Fly, Megachurch Pastor Dead

The thought of a religious pastor owning a private jet inspired me to draw a picture about it. Yes, I understand I'm going to hell for my hateful thoughts. Thanks. But really, though. Which way would his soul go? Does God dig prosperity teachings of wealthy pastors?

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Quick watercolor color studies of a sunset skydive with one figure falling without a parachute. I need a lot of practice mixing and blending colors.
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Crypto Farmer Skydives Without Parachute, Dies

My first attempt at quick color studies after the initial sketch. Are they awesome? No. And that's okay. I found I enjoyed the low risk, quick exercise.

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Two watercolor attempts at just the lemonade / Molotov stand with nothing else.
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Neighborhood Molotov Cocktail Stand a Success

A neighborhood lemonade stand manned by children who sell Molotov cocktails. That was the idea. I initially tried and failed. And that's okay, because I'll try again.

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Pen and ink wash of mansion staff going about their business, cleaning and answering the phone, while a gesture drawing lays on the couch (dead).
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Well, Something Killed That Billionaire

Something amuses me about staff murdering their boss. And, until I can draw that, especially the people part, these concepts will have to do.

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Another watercolor attempt at a cab. This one is all watercolor and no pen, mostly of the back half of the checkered cab.
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Cab Gets New Bumper, Investor Rolled Over

I suck at watercolor and need practice. This is a couple of versions of a cab, both not awesome. Oh, and wealthy hedge funder gets rolled over.

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A very rushed and poorly executed forced perspective drawing of a man under a raised piano by a building with laughing faces in the window.
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It's a Shame About That Piano

I'm not a hardcore manga fan, though I do dig the style and the artists' ability to handle complex perspective. These are examples of how not to handle perspective.

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A couple of pen and ink with light wash concepts of a female cleaning staff dusting in the foreground while a lecherous man looks at her from the background.
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Cleaning Bag Caused A Casualty

Want to see a couple of ugly sketches of a maid? Here they are, because I need the practice.

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A couple of concept sketches of waitstaff carrying plates and knives to a table in a restaurant. The intention is to imply the customers will be murdered.
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Death at Dinner, Too: More Bisque

I wised up and decided to use stock photos for a crutch. These are a couple of sketches of waitstaff with subtle knives.

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